Football Jokes

[sarahmic]

Lighten up and have a laugh without anyone being offended ok !!

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Stewart Downing are going to the Euros. So England have an Ox and a Donkey!

 

[sarahmic]

Roberto Mancini on Carlos Tevez (some time ago!):

"For me, if a player plays for Manchester City in the Champions League and earns a lot of money and does this, then he can never play for me again."

 

[sarahmic]

- Apparently the Chelsea victory parade yesterday had to be delayed after the bus they were going to use to drive through the City was still parked in front of their goal in the Allianz Arena from Saturday!

 

[sarahmic]

Everton Fan:

I'm gutted Kenny Dalglish has been sacked. I was looking forward to him spending £200m on more shit players and then fighting relegation.

 

[Norman]

How do you put a cork back in a champagne bottle ?
Ask a Man United fan.

 

[elgeneral]

 

[mohammed tanko]

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[mosta-toulous]

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[elgeneral]

CR7 = I'm better than messi

 

[mosta-toulous]

elgeneral

 

[sarahmic]

David Gill/United joke:

Manchester United can still beat big-spending City and Chelsea to star players, insists Gill !!!

 

[mosta-toulous]

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[sarahmic]

Another Mancini quote:

"I have helped him (Tevez) for the last two years and I can’t accept this from him. For me, he’s finished. I cannot go on with him. If I decide these things then he’s finished."

 

[mohammed tanko]

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[bilal10saifi]

 

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[bilal10saifi]

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[mohammed tanko]

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