5 posts in 13 years ?
and expecting VIP Status is never going to happen , life is just no fairy tale for the entitled i'm afraid .
You can support the forum and become Donator with pretty much same advantages as a VIP member .
@kegnkiwi has made well over 1,000 posts and has earned his way up the ladder a step at a time
doing it the hard way if wee made everyone with 4 or 5 posts a VIP the forum would be totally dead years ago
thankfully that is not the case and many members contribute helpful posts but becoming a donator is likely the best and easiest way since you have clearly no interest to contribute with quality posts consistently .
Good luck : )