A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's
rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to...
this guy goes into a psychologists office and says "doc, you gotta help me. I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee"
the doc says, "Relax, you're two tents."
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The...