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:D hi everyone if you are intrested in a free pay as you go free sim card or if not for yourself maybe for someone else please go to http://shop.orange.co.uk/shop/simoffer?WT.mc_id=directresponse_freesimpack and register for your 2 free sims or just register all your friends and also if you dont...

Dear Sir, Thank you for your interest in our products. The DM8000 (hd version) and the DM600 will be launched beginning of this year, approximately Feb/March. A binding date we can not give you at the moment. Mit freundlichen Grüßen/Best regards...

:D A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk 6 eggs 2 litres of orange juice 4 tomatoes 6 rashers of bacon 1 jar of coffee As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed...

:D Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet‘r fooking freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me fooking slippers?” "No bother at all" Murphy says and runs upstairs. Murphy spies Paddy’s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on a bed...

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of the car and hisses through the windscreen. Quick, quick!" shouts Sister...

Probably been done to death but here it is again!! The English Premier League will not be broadcast by ART next season after Showtime signed a massive three-year deal for exclusive rights to the world’s most popular sporting league. Showtime beat off competition from Al Jazeera and ART to win...

VERY IMPORTANT WARNING Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as *****, *******, *** and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an...

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting...

:D Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about...

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#pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols) This is the lock most often used. #pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols) #pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to...

:D Well there not much to say about this streaming utility if you own a dreambox its a must have.:D

"If you have SkyHD and your TV is connected through HDMI then you want to go unplug it before you read any further - trust us. In the land of High Definition, all is not well. Not if you're a SkyHD customer that is, after all, the majority of the stuff you are watching right now is on an HD...

Welcome to the latest release of dreamView. ################################################################ VLC version 0.8.5 or greater, with the ActiveX plugin installed. Available from _http://www.videolan.org/ ################################################################ A DreamBox...

Welcome on Neutrino.DREAM Plus! v2.00/20060623 Kernel 2.6.9 Squashfs 2.2-r2 LZMA-Patch version=2200200606232149 comment=ruDbox dream image creator=ruDbox

:D:D Hi people is everyone if you are waiting for a sat reciever that is hd or you have one please let us know what you think of hd and receiver.:D