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Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.' Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?' Man: 'What sins?'...

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' It is!' This is the IRS. Can you help us?' I can!' Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' I do!' Is he a member of your congregation?' He is!' Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' He will.'